Fuck the Bosmer, fuck the Redguards
Fuck the Altmer piss-colored tall cunts
Fuck Imperials and their Walking Brass
And Bretons can summon a cock up in their magic Bar aarse
Fuck Khajiit? No thank you I get pussy everyday
And Nerevar has fucked the Nords back in Succession War days
Argonians are property
Argonians are property
Argonians are property
Telvanni in this bitch
Chitin on my skin I put the goldbrand to your chin
And all this loot had made me feel like
I’m the Nerevarine
They call me Ashlander even when there's no ashlands around
Cause when I scorch your ass i make enough to cover the ground (destruction magic)
Summon dremora scroll
So he can watch me fuck your girl
You on a dungeon crawl
My silt strider is set to roll
From Seyda Neen to Balmora
From Ald Ruhn to Suran
I got them n’wah lining up
To hear “we’re watching you scum”
My rubies like Masser and my pearls are like Secunda
But I left them in Nchuleft to save some space for an Umbra
Your mom came for a visit asked me how I’m getting by
I point to my short blade (blade sound) said:
Why walk when you can ride
6 am at Tel Naga - drink some tea with Neloth
Then catch us in the Suran
Cause dunmer bitches are hot
I see khajiit sneaking by and he is after my drakes
You sneak into my yurt I sneak you right into your fucking grave
And none of ya are welcome in my land Morrowind
I’ll be standing at the pier with a bow and a grin
Shoot you down like cliff racers bless the Jiub and Almsivi
Firebite in my hand I’ll go kagouti on thee
Shoutout to my brothers in the House Redoran
And shoutout to Telvanni these n’wahs know how to have fun
Shoutout to Dres - keys to chains in the chest
Shoutout to Dagoth this n’wahs are crazy like the rest
Indoril shining bright - city of magic and light
Shout out to the guars - those things as cute as the blight
And if I ever need a helping hand I’ll go ask Hlaalu
Wipe out my Muatra tell them “you know what to do, swit”
credits
released May 2, 2018
Jeremy Soule, AllINAll, Yung Vekh
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